The letter we SHOULD have sent out!

A friend recently turned me onto a website called ‘Stuff Christians Like.”
The writer, Jon Acuff, takes a realistic look at the peculiarities of being a Christian.




*****DISCLAIMER*****
I am possibly the most sarcastic human being in the free world. I think that sarcasm is a highly developed skill that very few possess. I am sorry if this is offensive to you.

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So….Here’s ‘Stuff Christians Like #256”
The mission trip funding letter….ala Mark and Kim:



Dear Friends and Family,

I never write you letters.

That’s a weird way to open a mission trip letter. The truth is that I don’t write anyone letters and if I opened up this letter by pretending this is just the latest in a long chain of correspondence we’ve kept up oh these many years, that would feel as fake as when people run out of things to say and ask you questions like, “hot enough for you?” Wow, that was a really atrocious run on sentence, but I’m excited about this trip and I’m not going to let sentence structure stand in my way.

If I were you, I would probably be thinking, “Mark and Kim are going on a mission trip?” That’s a completely fair thought. I keep asking myself that too. We are not the first couple people think of when it comes to feeding the hungry/helping the poor/working on a coconut farm. Plus, we're so busy. Work is really intense right now and this is not a good time to go on a mission trip. But I’m not sure if there is ever a “good time” to go on a mission trip. And I could probably come up with a list of reasons why I shouldn’t go, but I keep coming back to the one reason I should – God loves people.

I’ve been trying to live that in the life I currently have. I mean it’s easy to pray for far off places and far off people, but loving who you live and work with is a challenge. I’ve been trying to see my life as a mission field, not just this trip. And it’s been cool to see the way God has used this new approach to everything from the way I tip at restaurants to the way I treat people in traffic. But now, it’s time to take the things I’ve learned to a new longitude and latitude.

We are going to Panama, Central America for 5 months. Going wasn’t a hard decision. When it comes down to it, Jesus laid out a pretty simple religion for us, didn’t He? Love God, love others, and love ourselves. Nope, deciding to go was easy. Paying for it however, is a real challenge.

To be honest with you, I just don’t have $3000, laying about the house, eating baked Tostito chips and watching soap operas. So, instead of selling my plasma 87 times, I decided to send letters to people I don’t usually write and ask for something I don’t usually ask for, money. I’d love if you could financially support me on this mission trip. A little, a lot, any would be great. And if you want to know more about the trip, please let me know and I will give you a call.

The one thing on the form letter I got from church that I agreed with was the request for prayer. If you could pray about the trip, that would be great. As much as God loves mission trips, other people don’t. There will be a whole host of obstacles that pop up and entangle themselves around our ankles as we prepare to go love the people of Panama. And knowing that you are praying would mean a lot to me.

Thanks for reading this rambling letter. I have included the form letter version as well in case you prefer a more traditional approach to the “can I please have some of your money” letter.

Sincerely,
Mark, Kim, Camber, and Cooper Thomas